Today is a day for random thoughts. I'll share bits and pieces of my brain activity for the week, if I gave you the full stories your head might just blow up. Your welcome.
** I have literally changed the shape of my body since my first consult in August with "Dr. Obaby" and I see him this coming Tuesday for my preop. At my consult they took before pics. I am totally demanding a redo this Tuesday. When he ask me to get all naked and stand in front of the mirror of truth this time, I better get a high five or a nice slap on the ass at the work I have done in the gym in the past 6 months. If not, I might throat punch him. **
** I am pretty excited that something I wrote will be posted on "Scary Mommy" on Monday (10th) - she rocks my maternal instinct right off. Check her out - if you don't fall in love with her and her writing then I will have to break up with you. **
** I took my 2 best whores (that is what I call my bestest friends- its ok - they like it.) to North Texas Tattoo and they each got their nose pierced. I got mine done a few months back and they were all like "Oh Anna we love it, we want to do it too" So I was like HELL yes, let's go. Thursday's are $10 piercing (above the waist - just in case I have freak ass whores reading this) We went, I was honest with how it was done. It's not painful just weird and shocking. A bit of blood and tears (whiny whores) and it was over in like 15 seconds. They look good. **
** While writing this I realized that my tattoo/piercing place and my plastic surgery place are named the same thing. North Texas Tattoo and North Texas Plastic Surgery. Hmmm. weird **
** I will be 36 years old next month and I am dealing with facial breakouts like a 16 year old would. WTF? **
** My daughter is dealing with some crazy, vicious headaches. We have spent the last 2 weeks trying to figure it out. Yesterday was our 3rd ER visit. Her primary doctor sent us to the ER that morning and ordered a MRI and MRA - got to the ER at Dallas Childrens Hospital. Basically all they did was talk and talk and consult and then after 6 hours they decided to refer her to their neurology department and order the MRI. When? I am not sure, they will call you tomorrow and set up your appointment. I straight out asked them to do an MRI right then and there. They looked at me like I had asked for 2 shots of heroin and a vibrator. **
Have a kick ass weekend and Don't forget to check out Scary Mommy and look for my guest post. It should be pretty bad ass as far as guest posting goes.
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5 comments:
LMAO.
Sry you're having so many problems finding out what's up with your rockstar princess. But keep doing what you're doing. Who gives a shit if they look at you like you've asked for two rows of coke and a dildo. (had to try it out. did it work? or am i trying too hard? ha!)
Love ya.
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Does heroin come in shots? I'm unfamiliar with barbituate culture colloquialisms. Please don't throat punch me.
Just saying, only I can ass slap you, being the Mamma I have that right still. Honey I didn't even let the Dr. slap your derriere.
Love your Blog.
Hey! Just stopping by from Scary Mommy and taking a look around - I love your about page but it would be even better if you had a photo of you and a little self description! Good luck on your surgery - we're all rooting for you!
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