Does this mean I have to shower EVERYDAY?

Some pretty cool news that I wanna share with all ya’ll. Through some weird and crazy connections, I was approached with an idea about creating a TV show based on Mom Bloggers. One of the bloggers would be based on little ole me and my wild ones. I am serious. It’s just an idea right now and maybe if I close my eyes real tight and think about unicorns and glitter and mythical creatures it will be picked up by a major network over the summer. I was on a conference call with a Movie Producer and his writer and I probably said awesome 300 times and totally (because deep inside there is a 15 year old valley girl trying to escape). I was told to just keep on doing what I am doing with my blog. I said awesome and totally AGAIN and then I started thinking:




If this idea takes off and Mom of Wild Ones becomes uncontrollably popular….

Will I have to start showering every day? Where in the hell will I find the time to squeeze in a shower EVERYDAY? I think I will start small and kick up my usual Whore bath (baby wipes and a few Qtips) a few notches. Maybe use some body powder or that new DRY shampoo.

Well I have a while before I have to worry about my hygiene habits. At some point near the end of the summer I will know if this idea gets shot down quicker than a Charlie Sheen intervention.

I will leave you with a little video of Big Daddy getting his eyebrows threaded in the middle of the mall.

No this is not something we would ever usually do but I used my wicked charm on him and talked him into it. What a sport.