**WARNING** The honesty in the words written below might piss you off. This post might reveal your dirty little secret about what you really want for Mother’s Day. This post might make you feel like a bad mom, selfish and ungrateful.
If it does then GET OVER IT! It is time we take a stand, come clean about what we would really like for Mother’s day.
Join hands, Hold our heads up high and Scream:
We do not want BREAKFAST in BED
We do not want FLOWERS
We do not want to spend the day doing any sort of family activity
What we want is for you (fathers) to take the children and get the hell out of our faces.
Seriously >>> LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE
Better yet – GET US OUT OF THE HOUSE
Book a room at a hotel and send us there with a few other moms.
It is Mother’s day right? Not “Let me be a Mother some more” Mother’s Day
Maybe it should be named “Keep these kids away from me this day because I am pretty sure that you will not be dragging the kids to the golf course on FATHER’S day DAY”
That actually might be too long to fit on a calendar but you totally get the meaning.
The other thing that would be great is to come home after The most Perfect “not your mother” Mother’s Day and the house be in one piece. Each room cleaned, kids fed, laundry done, teeth brushed, homework finished.
Don’t hide behind your Mother Guilt any longer.
When asked “What would you like for Mother’s Day?”
Answer “A big hug, a sloppy Kiss and a hotel key card.”